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Modern Pioneer is an epic ballad about a legendary couple in times gone by.

By times gone by, however, we include all times up to even one minute ago. This pioneer is modern. As of the time of this music being introduced, it is the most recent song about pioneers that we know of, and will continue to be so until we know of another. The sentiments in this song will be shared by anyone who is modern enough to be reading this today, whether or not we qualify as pioneers.

The video track for this song is a special contribution from producer Don Kaufman, who again wearing a video director’s hat for the occasion (and sitting in the director’s chair), and with great innovation, raised these pioneers to a higher dimension.

It should also be noted that Don donned three hats for this song (at the same time), as his expressive percussion track furnishes an indispensable element of drama and splendor to the mood in the hall.

This song is a Country ballad in the rhythm of a Spanish sarabande. It mixes in influences of Irish and other world music. The form is largely stream of consciousness. It has verses and choruses, but they are constantly varied with an eye toward increasing dramatic intensity. This dramatic buildup in the arrangement draws to some extent on operatic compositional technique. Generally speaking – once you hear it you’ll never listen to anything else in the same way again. Listen once and you’ll know why – and thereafter, become a Modern Pioneer yourself – and you’ll never be the same again!

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MODERN PIONEER

Mike Patchcord was a modern day pioneer
Mike Patchcord roamed the new frontier
When Mike Patchcord was done with his quest
He had wandered the whole wild west
Which by then, however, had become somewhat tame
With ego tripping rendering personalities lame
Mike Patchcord still realized it was a giant poker game
And that no one who goes in ever comes out the same

He paired off with Cynthia when he saw her sing at a club
They stayed up all night after drinking at the pub
Now Cynth’ Patchcord plays special effects we all love
And sings harmony, like a tenth above

When ego trips rendered personalities lame
Mike Patchcord still realized it was a giant poker game
And that no one who goes in ever comes out the same

Mike Patchcord wanted to be a DJ
He had a problem remembering songs
When he called out the titles at a party
He always got it wrong

Mike Patchcord wanted to be a surfer
Although he could not swim
He just hung around near the water’s edge
And feared he might fall in

He bought himself a horse
Thinking that made him an equestrian
But when he got tossed off
It turned him back into a pedestrian
As soon as he got tossed off
He went right back to being a pedestrian

He walked for many a mile
Until his feet got sore
Then he stopped for a while
Until he could take it no more
Whatever it might entail
He had to get back on the trail
Then his balance began to fail
And he almost stepped on a snail

He tried to climb the mountain
But he got lost in the snow
He tried to send a text
But his battery was running low[Text Wrapping Break]So when the canines found him
It was already time to go


He had tried to send a text
But his battery ran low
So when the canines found him
It was already time to go

Mike Patchcord was a modern day pioneer
He was a product of the new frontier
When ego trips rendered personalities lame
Mike Patchcord still realized it was a giant poker game
And that no one who goes in ever comes out the same
Mike Patchcord knew it was all a giant poker game
And that no one who goes in ever comes out the same
And no one who goes in ever comes out the same

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from UNDERGROUND BUNKUM, track released September 11, 2023
Composed by M.J. Berger
Performed by Gregorstan Wolforfox & The Dog Pack

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Gregorstan Wolforfox & The Dog Pack

The star of Underground Bunkum, lead singer Gregorstan Wolforfox, was born in obscurity. Where? He’s not sure – that’s why it is in obscurity! A meteoric rise, a precipitous fall, a rise from the ashes, and now this – UNDERGROUND BUNKUM front and center on the virtual stage. ... more

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